What I heard pt.2

This afternoon on the way to school I was listening to Fresh Air on NPR. At the end of the show Terry Gross was talking to a woman who had been at the Monaco Yacht Show. They were talking about these gaudy three hundred million dollar yachts and all the trimmings that the rich people were buying. They were talking about what's next for the rich and the woman said:

"Submarines are the next big accessory."

Are you kidding me? F-ing submarines? She called it an accessory, like its a watch or scarf. Seriously, if a person has enough money that a submarine is an accessory, something is wrong. No one person should have that much money.

What I heard

"These are turkey testicles. Do you think they would be good for the bobcat?" (props guy to animal wrangler)

Awesome huh? Not something I ever thought I would hear, but I'm glad I did.